What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Grooming gang victims' concerns weren't dismissed, Reeves says - BBC

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd